Just got a late breaking phonecall from Joey/everyotherword en route to Oklahoma by suckiest bus-trip ever. He asked me to post that he will be stuck in Columbus tomorrow morning for an hour, starting at like 10:15am. Who wants to meet him for a quickie coffee? He's the supertall John Mayer-looking motherfucker with the Stephen Malkmus haircut (I'm taking dictation here so stfu). To make this easier, here is a photo:
The bus station is probably in a bad neighborhood so if you risk your life to join him for coffee, he will grant extravagant sexual favors be very grateful.